brent Thanks. I'm going to see if I can figure anything out. Stubborn isn't always a bad quality.
Oddly enough, I have a Satellite, which I had no trouble putting Solus on. It runs great - but the hinge is breaking (yes, one of those Satellites) so I can't use it until I get a repair guy to look at it. That fix is definitely more than I feel ready to take on.
Edited to add: yes, I get my hands on whatever computers I can. Some of them won't even run Windows for various reasons. Most of them end up working. Save a few for myself, then donate the rest so they don't end up scrap quite so fast. Seeing what some of those old machines can do is what impressed me most about Linux. And turned me off Windows.