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WetGeek Congratulations are due now, I think.
@ReillyBrogan
Oh fsck! About as soon as I wrote that, it crashed again. And just now it crashed several times, after running for about 2 seconds each time. I think you were right to suspect it was something else to begin with.
This has been a pretty crazy bug. Really hard to get reliable behavior from it, whether consistently working or consistently failing. I'm now officially out of theories.