WetGeek
"Hi, yeah, Mr. Geek, is it? Great. Is this the right time to call? Good. Yeah, we reviewed your application. We noted your reason for wanting to join our club was for 'enrichment.' We felt that a little open-ended and, that right now, we don't find you Mastodon material quite yet. That's not to say we won't in the future. What we'd like to do right now is give you a probationary club membership. What is probationary? Ah, excellent question. May I call you Wet? Thanks Wet. Probationary is a 6-month starter membership that lays the groundwork for fulltime membership. It operates like this.........."
Did it go a little something like that?π
/S---sure that's just a bot screen