I am too affected by this new virus, FSAS (Friday sync addictive syndrome), it starts when every Friday, I check for updates every 2 hours, then every hour, half hour etc, checking internet connections, reboot pc, re-check and so on.
Recently discovered, a variant of this virus seems to have affected several people in Europe, it would be the SSAS (saturday sync addictive syndrome).
It is strongly advised to consult a specialist as soon as possible if you think you have the corresponding symptoms.
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