TraceyC My native language is Brooklyn... I mean English
What a fun take on the subject (dialects, that is). I steal that, but tweak it like this:
"Mun alkuperänen äitinkiäli on toi tampereemmurre, seittemänkytä luvulta, elikkäs oikeen selvää suamee."
Freely translated from Tampere dialect: "My original mother tongue is Tampere dialect, from seventies, which was proper Finnish."
As a typical Finn (suomalainen), I speak Finnish (suomea) and understand and speak English much better than Swedish. Last time I communicated (in physical world) with Swede, it was at record fairs and all in English.